To the University Notre Dame du Lac:

Please consider this an application for the football head coaching position. 

I have never coached a football game in my life so I do not have any bad habits to break.  The first thing that I would try to instill in the players would be a killer instinct.  And that is the thing most lacking in the previous coaches game plan. That and physical and mental toughness.  The players would be more afraid of me than the opposition if they players do not put out the best effort.  Never give up, Never give in and Never feel sorry for yourself.  And I would accept offers in excess of $150,000.00 but with lots of performance clauses.  I would accept a three year contract.

I would hire the best assistant coaches that can be had for each position.  The first person I would approach as an assistant would be Daniel Reutiger (Sp?).  He would be in charge of toughness, attitude and effort.  I would then ask Joe Montana to coach the quarterback. Jerome Bettis to do the running backs.  Mark Bavaro the tight ends.  Rocket Ishmael to do the wide outs.   Tom Clements to be the offensive coordinator.

For the defense, Bob Golic for linebackers.  Well you get the idea.